Friday, September 30, 2011

Cheesy Dear B series II

The words in italics was written at work, before I got summoned to accompany my king for dinner.

Hello! This a blok fill with English mistake and spelling wvong.
(Thanks for pointing out the Cheesy, Caroline!) Heck even my romantic literary intentions have spelling errors, how unromantic!
Anyway, I'm blogging from work. I think it's illegal. But I like to live life in the fast lane. That's just me.
Oh wait. Maybe it's not illegal. Since it's like, after hours. Duh. *in a whisper* it still feels illegal

So anyway, I dropped by because I'm so happy it's Friday! (I wanted to shout out on FB but I'm still hiding from someone, so...{I hide from people on FB, how pathetic can someone get})

Anyway, nevermind because WOOHOOO!! IT'S FRIDAY! Is it me or what but I thought this week time had been moving on extra slowly. It's Friday so I think I shall update you on cheng cheng cheng...Wedding Prep Progress! (I have been reading a couple of bride-to-be blogs, and they got me excited about lace, lingerie, flowers, cards, photography and teacups. And Guo Da Li! No Guo Da Li for me though, I think, because B doesn't care about all this Chinese stuff. And neither do I, really, but it sounds like a fun tradition :))

And here it stops, because duh, I have a short attention span, and I don't want to write about wedding prep anymore. (Let's hope I don't do the I-don't-want-to-get-married-anymore- thingy when I am. I'm scary you know. I scare even myself.)
I want to do a Dear B instead. By the way, future sis-in-law who may be reading this (Hello!) B shall never ever know about Dear B series okay? Because it's cheesy! And he gets horny rather easily! (Oops.)

Dear B,

I still want to marry you eventhough there probably will not be any Guo Da Li. (Nevermind that I nor my mother know what that is). But but but can I ask for a Chanel 2.55, pleasy please? Nevermind that I will never spend my own money on that frivolous piece of leather, but it will be really nice to have it from you. And since we're there, can I also ask for a Cartier watch? And a BMW? And a house? And the universe?

Love you eventho there is no guodali,
Adeline

Ps to my readers: It's okay to ask rite, because technically since he doesn't know about this, I'm not really asking right?



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